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Vuvuzela - What Next?

By దుర్భిణి ., Jun 19 2010 11:49PM

FIFA-2010 is really going SOUND.

If you think that these games are meant only for sportsmanship & entertainment, you are wrong. See what our top secrete journalist Mr. Hide-n-Seek is brining for you:

After a careful watch on the usage and after-effects of vuvuzela, all governments across the globe have decided to use these instruments as "non-violent" yet "scarry" weapons against agitators/communal riots/cross border terriorism.

Defense analysists, sent by most of the countries, in the disguise of vuvuzela users have come out with favourable reports & ratings.

James Bond of UK

"Vuvuzela is as sexy as any Bond girl. It has curves & presentable shape. Smooth & silky on touch. And Oo! Ah! makes great moans...err...sounds. This should be fair enough to enlist this item as Bond's Best Gadgets"

XXX of USA

"Burn it baby! Burn it! you can slide the vuvuzela nicely in to your undercovers. Its pretty handy, shady & yes, good against a rowdy. Scare it off baby!"

Vyomakesh Bhakshi of India

"I wish to reiterate that vuvzela is quite noisy but cosy. It is pretty harsh but hartening. It can generate pleasure and pain too. Great tool invented after wheel. Please include this in the upcoming weapons tender."

Godzilla or Venezuela, Vuvuzela is the best
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